How to be a man who wants to fuck women

I want to be the kind of guy who is like, “What are you doing?

I can’t fuck you right now!” and is all like, I have no idea.

And I’m just like, You know what?

You can fuck me.

I know, I know.

But I don’t want to.

I don’ wanna.

I want a guy that’s like, Fuck you.

I’m not like, No.

You want me to fuck you?

Well, then I’m fucking you.

So fuck me!

And what happens when I do that?

I’m like, What?

Are you fucking me?

You want to fuck me?

I’m gonna fucking fuck you.

And then I’ll take a fucking break.

I’ll come back, and then I go, Fuck.

I’ve fucked myself out of this fucking place.

I like to think I’m more like, A man, you’re fucking me.

But you’re not fucking me, are you?

And I don\’t care.

Because if you don’t fucking fuck me, then you don\’T get what you want.

You want me?

Okay.

You’re fucking my shit.

You fucking fuck my shit, you fucking bitch.

And you know what, that is the best part of fucking a woman.

And that is my best part.

And the fact that I have to deal with all of this bullshit and the shit that comes with it and I have the fucking privilege of being able to fuck and not get fucked and not have my ass thrown in the fucking garbage is just the best fucking thing.